SPIDER MAN PARODY

1)Spiderman isn't afraid of anything, except for Shoe-man.

  Shoe-man isn't afraid of anything, except for Sh!t-man.

  Sh!t-man isn't afraid of anything, except for Fly-man.

  And Fly-man isn't afraid of anything... Except for Spiderman!



2)Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Why is Batman more stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.

Why is Robin even more stupid?
Because he followed what batman did.

Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
Because she wears a belt on her head.

Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?



Because he wears his underwear over his head.


3)Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? 
    A: On the world wide web.


4)Super heroes are now basically not needed in day to day life so super heroes now advertise to earn money 

                             poor super heroes 


5)By the way super heroes would also have to get aged . Take a little peek

I dont know why I did this as spider man is my fav super hero

2 comments:

Sorcerer said...

hahaha..
good joke..good joke!!

Prashant said...

yeah ...spider man is not afraid of anything..

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