BATMAN PARODY

  PRETTY FUNNY JOKES I LIKED AND IM SHARING WITH YOU

Batman is probably the most stoic character in the comicbooks, which is all the more reason to make fun of him!
If you grew up watching a certain campy television show, that is another reason to poke fun at him! (And a darn big one, too!)
Whatever generation you're from, here are some jokes we can all enjoy that tease America's greatest detective.


1) There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman. In the second corner you find                                                              Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman. And in the fourth corner you find a gorgeous, extremely              intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with a ultra-thin magazine-model figure. In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Who gets to the pot of gold first?
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2)Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Robin replies, " I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Batman?"
Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:

" Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."


3)Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
   A: None. They like the dark.

4)Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
   A: He was the bat-boy.

5)Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?
   A: Because he has BAT breath!



6)Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?
   A: Her Dark Knight gown!



ANS OF  1) : None, because none of these characters exist.