CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

EVER THOUGHT OF FUTURE AND YOU CALLED FOR PIZZA .TAKE A SNEAK PEEK FOR IT


Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
have your........."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order......"

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number
first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......88986135
6102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're
calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your

home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and
your mobile is 0142662566.

Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?


Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"


Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."


Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"


Customer: "How come?"


Operator : "According to your medical records, you
have high blood pressure and


even higher cholesterol level Sir"


Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"


Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll
like it"


Customer: "How do you know for sure?"


Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular
Hokkien Dishes" from the


National Library last week Sir"


Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size
ones then, how much will


that cost?"


Operator : "That should be enough for your family of
10, Sir. The total is


$49.99"


Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"


Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit card is over


the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since
October last year. That's not


including the late payment charges on your housing
loan, Sir."


Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood
ATM and withdraw some cash


before your guy arrives"


Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,
you've reached your daily limit


on machine withdrawal today"


Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have
the cash ready.


How long is it gonna take anyway?"


Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
wait you can always come and


collect it on your motorcycle..."


Customer: " What!"


Operator : "According to the details in system , you
own a


Scooter,...registration number 1123..."


Customer: " ????"


Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"


Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving
me that 3 free bottles of


cola as advertised?"


Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your
records you're also


diabetic.......


Customer: #$$^%&$@$%


Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on
15th July 1987 you were


convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman...?"


Customer: [Faints]